THE FILM POLEMICISTS
The world of film nowadays has been filled with mediocrity.In this blog, we try to appreciate recent and not-so-recent good films and vilify bad films. We will criticize directors,critics and anyone connected with the craft.Readers are encouraged to send us their comments and criticisms.Email address: baidurya@gmail.com. And changing our earlier schema, we have decided not to use the numerical score system as we consider it to be a Schoolboy Scorecard Syndrome!
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Of Mediocrity, Memories, and Machines: A Short Note
Friday, April 27, 2012
Being and Nakedness: Shame (by Iman Mitra)
It opens with a top shot of the man in his bed; he is lying on his back, staring at the ceiling: a vacant gaze. The alarm rings. He waits for something – something more – to happen. It doesn’t. He gets up, all naked, and leaves the frame. The camera doesn’t move. It focuses on the bed, now empty, with wrinkled bed sheet and scattered pillows. The window blinds rattle open to let the morning light in. The name of the film – SHAME – in bold letters appears on the screen and stays there for a while, as if the letters themselves are now lazing on the bed.
Shame does a brilliant job by blurring the difference between the man and his habitation. Even New York, the city he lives in, becomes a cave of his self-gratification, a giant bedroom with zebra lines and traffic signals. Take, for example, the scene of him jogging on the streets at midnight. It is a painstakingly long scene. The camera follows his every step; it runs along with him, smoothly and with compassion. He crosses the shadowy corners, stops at the signals, passes by the reluctantly open shops; the camera stays awake with him, observing, caring for him.
The scene reminds me of Scorsese’s Taxi Driver, another film about a man with strong sexual guilt looking for redemption in the dark alleys of urban neurosis. In both films, when the camera tracks the moving objects – the yellow cab in Taxi Driver and the late night jogger in Shame – the tedious, unending travels along the long stretches of empty streets resemble the routine movements of a hand around one’s own member. Futile and effective at the same time, the masturbatory impulse of the man adds to the guilt and shame of his demand for seclusion in physical intimacy.
Yet the film is forgiving to his nakedness, oscillating between sympathy and empathy, looking at his face with awe and wonder. It never leaves him, in no condition, in no distress or dilemma. His being is concentrated in his face, its lack of expression and pain. In matters of crisis, in his most vulnerable nervousness, he turns his face away from us, but still we sense the intensity with which he exercises his sadomasochistic charm.
They initiate a conversation. One word leads to another, and the man asks her to take her own responsibility. “I am trying,” she replies. “Actions count, not words,” he retaliates. He calls her a burden, a dependency. She snaps at him about his sex life. “Whatever,” he says, and leaves the room. All the time, the cartoon plays in the background, out of focus, like a dizzy commentary, a limping metaphor.
Shame does just the opposite. By keeping the cartoon out of focus till the very end, it protrudes the irony of human suffering. The cartoon in the background is a synecdoche of the showdown; its incompleteness reinforces the conclusive nature of the clash. It is a point of no return, an emotional cul-de-sac, from where only the dead may dare resurface.
Is this a caution tale then, the film? A tutorial on the ethical consequences of full frontal nudity? A lesson in the requirement of social and familial bonding? A Judeo-Christian spanking of the sexual renegade? I don’t know. In the most enigmatic turn of events, the man is serviced by another man, both bathed in crimson light. Is this a violation? A purgatorial rite? A reference to Pasolini’s Theorem, where sex is the only way to god, revolution, and miracles? I don’t know. Perhaps nothing of the above. Perhaps everything and more. The film never speaks; and it speaks.
Monday, February 27, 2012
The Unbearable Empty-ness of Being Cute; or How to Sweep the Oscars
I condemn that. I know it is slightly stupid to condemn an Oscar favourite. (Who is being naive now, Kay?) But I still condemn because it is an issue that is not restricted to one single film. I condemn a trend.
"The Artist" is an almost silent film, and IMDB lists it as a 'romance'. It was shot in colour, and then transferred into black-&-white in the post-production stage; if you observe the light flares in certain shots closely, you will be able to deduce it. Which is a godsend, because that is the only worthwhile thing you might do during the screening.
The story of the film is abysmally simple. Once upon a time--and did I tell you I hate that beginning?--there was a great silent film star. In Hollywood mythology, great male stars are always from the silent era. The concerned star here is a combination of many such real figures, but the main reference here is obviously Douglas Fairbanks. He also has a dog (reminded me of Asta from the Thin Man series), a chauffeur, a disgruntled and cold wife (Penelope Ann Miller, wasted here), and a mansion. An ordinary girl bumps into him in front of the media glare, capitalizes it to gain a foothold in the industry, and a couple of films later, the star finds himself going through the ignominy of multiple takes so that he could dance with the girl working as an extra. In the meanwhile, sound comes. The star laughs at it. Does not think it is worth a penny. We all know what happens after that: he becomes bankrupt. But the girl's love must get him back. Does she succeed? Producers love such 'succinct' scripts; you can sell it to a stone-deaf man reading it aloud!
Then there is another film which plays through this one: Singing in the Rain. In fact, the male-female duo almost explicitly re-enact the same relation. Both the stars of the film--Jean Dujardin and Beatrice Bejo--are good dancers, and there is a bravura long take of their dancing at the end of the movie. A happy account of film history: silent era transformed itself to become the Musical!
Is there anything else in the movie? Yes, there is. None of the plot mentioned above are beyond and above the mannerism of the film. Indeed, the whole film plays like a museum slide-show of lost mannerisms and quirks of silent films. Problem is, if you have seen silent films well enough, you will find them ludicrous. And isn't it sad to find a French director equating the whole of silent cinema with Hollywood, that too a very limited perception about its complexity? What troubled me even more is the fact that the film could not decide what it wanted to be: an allegory of an ego-bound man's redemption, or a discourse about silent cinema, and stardom? But that is not a fault, or even a mistake. That is the signature of certain types of contemporary film. I call them the 'cuties'.
Hazanavicius and Dujardin, both of their previous claim-to-fame was through making nice and domestic-quality spoofs. In one sense, this is also a spoof which has lost its teeth. It does not know what to bite, it might have even forgotten that it is supposed to bite. There is a contemporary euphemism for such films: homage. But let us not bemoan the collective bad taste of our contemporaneity.
Spoof, as a genre, or even pastiche or homage, are necessarily bound to their reference, thus much more topical, contemporary and thus intentionally political than other films. You can not justify a spoof simply by saying I wanted to make one; you have to show more reasons. When spoof as a genre began to emerge as a major generic force in the Western world, it was downright subversive. When Mars Attacks! was made by Tim Burton, it not only lampooned Independence Day, it took mega-size pot-shots at American politics and mass culture. What followed next was the oft-repeated story of the domestication of a powerful cinematic weapon by the industry, and a slow dissipation of its energy into other fields and interests.
By the time "The Artist" is made, a pastiche or a homage has ended up being an euphemism for the most superficial brand of nostalgia films. In one sense, The Artist is a biopic that does not even want to go through the rigour-s of one. The psychological depth of a star's narcissism is lost in the quagmire of stylistic bravura. There is a section where Dujardin's character finds himself unable to produce sound in real life as well. Brilliant touch, but does the film follow it up? No, it does not. Is the film even knowledgeable by half about the silent film industry it refers to? No. The film resembles two things, firstly, a Disneyland trip through the supposed 'old golden age', and the crowd-pleasing antics of movie-stars doing 'numbers'. And I think that is precisely why the movie 'sells' across barriers, and is a darling for both Cannes and Academy Awards. And it is a crying shame that it is the recent bed-partner of Independent Spirit awards as well. Where is the spirit, dude, let alone the 'independent' part?
What we have in our hands is a new cinematic trend. In one sense, you can compare it to 'political correct-ness', although it is much shallower than that. It is a cinematic practice that carefully and almost pedantically sanitizes a film of all excess, depth, decision. It is the art of making a film without making one. You tell a story, but it is not 'your' story; you have a style, but not 'your' style, but always of someone else. And it is here the spoof/pastiche/homage angle comes in. This technique of talking in other's voice and accent comes from those genres. But unlike a true generic film, films like the "The Artist" has nothing to say beyond impersonation. If you take away the stylistic and other stereotypical quotations from "The Artist", you will be left with nothing. For a spoof, that is never the case. Thus, it is obviously symptomatic of a malaise that "The Artist" sweeps the awards and "Hugo" is left with technical awards, as if one is dealing with a Harry Potter franchise here. Obviously, serious engagement with history is too dangerous for the Cinema honcho-s of our time. [My friend Iman Mitra has promised me a piece on Hugo and The Artist, which I shall publish on this blog. With his erudition, I think he will delve much deeper into the comparison. I am merely extemporizing my feelings here]
Cinema is not supposed to be 'safe', and not supposed to be 'cute'. Even the most reviled populist films of Bollywood has more edge than this one. We live in an age of empty gestures, impersonations, stylistic pirouettes, technical skulduggery. As a historical period, it reminds me more of the Mannerist period of painting in Italy. We are exhausted of the creative achievements of our periods. The sterility of our imagination finds its best use in impersonation.
I think my point is buttressed by the fact that Maryl Streep winning the Best Actress statuette. She is a great actress, but in this particular film, she is left impersonating furiously with no character build-up whatsoever. It was role which went nowhere. And now, we have a candidate who won the prize simply because she could impersonate so well! Which is however better, because the Best Actor's performance consisted of being charming and showing a good set of teeth! Yes, I understand one feels nostalgic about Gene Kelly and his peers, but that does not justify valourizing a medium-quality impersonator!
If we love cinema at all, if we believe that it has the capacity of thought and expression, if we think it is more than a joyride, we need to condemn it, not just because of personal distaste, but because we are responsible as a community.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
On The Politics of an Old Nation's Foreskin: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

![]() |
| The Owls (notice the texture of the wall) |
![]() |
| You will in all probability never see more vocal a pair of glasses ever in cinema |
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
PROLOGUE: ANOTHER ‘GENERATION’ OF BLOG POSTS, OR, A NO-NONSENSE PRACTICAL GUIDE TO HOW TO LOSE YOUR READERS EVEN BEFORE YOU START TO WRITE
It is difficult to characterize my latest attempt at starting to post my write-ups on, about and around cinema once again on this blog as a ‘rebirth’. You do not get out of your grave after more than three years; even by “Twilight Saga” standards, that is highly unhygienic (and let us—civilized and decent people—not talk about the supposed real-life lack of personal hygiene of the uber-famous male star of the franchise—please!). Rather, this is the second ‘generation’ of this blog. Well, first of all, generation because my monomaniac ego is tickled by the prospect of trans-generational hyper-activity. There is also the minor glitch that even craps—that too of my standard, or the utter lack thereof—need to be ‘generated’ (see, I refrain from becoming scatological already!). And lastly, I hope and I fear that the newest ‘avatar’ will denote significant shifts from the older mode of looking at cinema. My purpose here is mainly to provide a tentative road-map of these potential changes.
But before that, I—in all honesty—need to provide the subjective background that pre-empts this change. And the simple matter of the fact is that when I last posted on this blog, I was truly and pathetically caged and repressed within a ‘corporate’ world (note: in third-world countries, that word actually stands for corporeal punishment), and hence, I was trying my pathetic best to please all parties concerned in the reviews. I did not want confrontations beyond a certain tolerable level; I was being house-trained in finding garden-variety ‘positives’ everywhere (Think positive!). Now, more than three years later and living in a very different city, I cannot possibly—even in my worst nightmares—begin to imagine doing that again. Three years ago, cinema was my escape; today, it is a part of my profession and everyday thought (which does not denote intellectual advancement at all; simply, now I am a student of films). Hence, I am afraid, the very tonality of my readings of films will be different. Secondly, I fear that more and more my thoughts will tend to move from the particular to the general, and readers will often find me looking at films as symptoms of the very health of the society to which such artefacts belong. Thirdly, and most importantly, I shall from now onwards also include a lot of analyses of Bengali and Hindi cinema, and—if the chance arises—other Indian cinemas from other industries.
There is something expressly maniacal about a blog-writer starting his blog: he writes presuming an absent readership, with the attendant existential angst of an egg behaving like a chicken. Thankfully, however, I belong to an utterly schizophrenic field called academics where things are presumed that can make Norman Bates blush. I am blessed. Anyway, there are two ways in which a blog-writer’s mania operates: either, he tries too hard to please his—absent, at that—readers, or, he tries to use pass Esperanto for English. Orson Welles once said that he found it disturbing that his younger generation used such long words; the younger, the longer the word got. My generation is even more absurd. Take this favourite cuss-word of film students for example: HETERONORMATIVITY (if you thought it is a horror movie in the league of ‘Arachnophobia’, you are profound). I first heard this word at a classroom from a hyper-urban, metro-sexual woman whose dimensions can easily challenge a strip of spaghetti; I came out with my castration complex in hand! I solemnly vow I shall not use such secret codes; and indeed, one of the pleasures I want to derive from writing this blog again is to enjoy the freedom of speaking simply. Which does not mean things will be simple; simpletons and simplifications are two of my pet allergies. However, even complex arguments can offer an equal chance of decipherment to everyone; I can and want to promise any and every reader that and only that.
More alarmingly, the readers of blogs can be even more maniacal. There is a whole dictionary of new codes that designates these new cyber-beings; for example, trolls, moles, snots, globs, gluttons, sea-calf-chattering-at-basso-profundo etc. I do not need them. If I have explained why I have found some actor’s work tedious, please do not comment to the effect that you love him/her and think that the sun comes up his/her...anyway. That is not a debate; it is basking in ‘contraries’. I do not like to wallow, and worst of all, I do not like to watch others wallow. If—let’s say—I have presented a critique of ce
rtain kind of ‘Art Cinema’ as politically and/or creatively dangerous, please do not comment that you love such films and you find them profound. I know that. I have been to Film Festivals. I am working my ass off here to present arguments; if you need to engage in a conversation, try to reciprocate that gesture. I believe I can demand that in all fairness. And, please, if you expect political correctness here, I am an impenitent criminal. If you are looking for a fellow traveller, try communicating with the ghost of Mr William Hayes (and convey our regards).
But then, why write the blog at all? In other words, what is the relation between maintaining this blog and the work I am expected to churn out within the field of film scholarship? Well, I personally hope that the relationship will prove to be complementary. Film Studies, as a discipline, is clearly the result of a historical sundering from the field of firstly film criticism and then film activism, and this division-of-labour has been global. Consequently, these are things one can and cannot do within the field of academics. Worse, there are things one cannot say within the field of academics, at least in certain forms. For example, one cannot really judge a film anymore; even if one can, one cannot condemn. The self-assured inferiority complex of a practice-less field necessarily wallows in false humility; my attempt here is to find out whether it is still possible to short-circuit the division. To do so is precisely to write a different language. It cannot be simply the language of the academia or the language of a half-baked rancid Bollywood “Adarsh Critic”; one needs to find a synthesis, one needs to envision a change in the diction in both directions. Is there a possibility of a ‘public sphere’ of film criticism that can maintain a relative autonomy vis-a-visthe simplifying language of th e contemporary market? Can we envision a community of people actually thinking (and not fact-finding, collecting, obsessing, culture-bashing, author-worshipping) in/of/about cinema, anymore? These are the loftiest expectations of my limited attempt;
I am almost convinced that it will fail. But there is a satisfaction to be derived even if one freely chooses the losing side, even if the hand in the game is forced by fate.
I have reserved the last words for the fans of the “Twilight Saga” movie fans. We will—I swear—talk about your favourite movie series and your favourite stars all the time. Indeed, it might seem we are obsessed with them. They will be our favourite garden-gnomes, goitre-d ghouls, etc etc. We will compare their flavours with ten-day old dry bogies. So, repressed boys-&-girls, would-be-spinsters-with-rolling-eyes, fake-leather-sugar-candies, chastity-fixated virgin-seekers, stick to this page, although your mental health will hereafter not be our responsibility.
I do not believe in copyrights, and shall be using relevant pictures from the internet. Please note that these will not be used for any commercial purpose whatsoever.
Lastly, this is a slightly belated birthday gift for Chandrika Acharya. I hope she will approve of it.
Amen.





